Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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