ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It's shark week go big or go home
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
do nipples grow back?
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