i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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