Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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