fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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