You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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