so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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