This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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