we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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