i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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