Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Everclear isn't food dammit
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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