To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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