i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
the liver wants what the liver wants
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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