Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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