I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I am available for nakedness
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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