Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
im on a boat
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