Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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