We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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