he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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