Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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