I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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