I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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