i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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