Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
A+ Viking dick
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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