Farmville is her only friend.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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