Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Damn victory sex feels great
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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