Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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