I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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