East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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