so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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