just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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