what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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