no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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