It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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