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(714): View more from California

Letd wlk him

(714): View more from California

Lrtd walek hime

(714): View more from California

Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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(513): View more from Ohio

Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better

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(516): View more from New York

The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.

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(574): View more from Indiana

I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.

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