ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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