White coat. Heels.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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