butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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