Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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