How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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