So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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