better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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