It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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