OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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