He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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