I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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