I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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