So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish i was in the wii world.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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