I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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