he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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