He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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