i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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