There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
two words: eviction party
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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