That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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